"I may be fat and ugly, but I’m not stupid. If anyone had ever gotten past my looks, they might’ve noticed I have a brain."
Julie Anne Peters (By the Time You Read This, I’ll Be Dead)
Beauty Pageants say that it’s 50% beauty and 50% brains. Well, I say that it’s more like 50% beauty, 40% bias and 10% brains, an overall 100% bullshit.
So what if she’s prettier than me? Are you sure that that’s not only one of her two faces? So what if her boobs are bigger than mine? Is that where she puts her brain in? So what if she’s has better complexion than I do? She will age, just like everybody else and that would change. So what if she has more fashionable than me? It’s not my fault that I spend more on and prefer books than pretty clothes. And so what if you look perfect together? How sure are you that she truly loves you?