Would you look at that! This is what my cousin gave me as a post-Christmas present.
At first glance, I almost threw the book at her face because I thought that it was one of those cheap Filipino romance pocket books, which I definitely hate. But then as I got a better look, I realized that it was actually from one of my favorite (although I only got a few) Filipino authors. And so I look it up and read some review on the internet. It was definitely something new because Bob Ong usually writes comedic and reflective stories about the Filipino issues. But then this one, it is a love story, but of course a humorous one. I’ve read that it is updated with the Filipino fads of the year and the typical in-n-outs of Philippine teleserye. I am very much excited in reading this book that I might even skip continuing my currently readings for this one.
Had a very fun evening chatting with these people. And would you believe that the guy right there is one of our professors this semester? Yup. He is one of the coolest professors I know. It’s so easy talking to him and he’s really friendly. He even talked to us about his love life and some of his future plans. He’s like a cool older brother. Well, maybe he’s young, that’s why he’s like that. But then when we are in class, he would be very professional and all these friendly talking we had would have to cease. Yes, he is our favorite professor this sem. Too bad we only get to see him once a week during Anatomy Lab. But oh well, at least he’s always online and ready to chat with us.
And did I mention that he is very very cute?
Here, take a look:
See?? Sorry girls, he already has a girlfriend and plans to propose next year. And we wish him good luck.
Rough translation:
Wow. Pinoy Big Brother is really hilarious. The two-faced characteristic of the Filipinos is very apparent. After announcing which of their co-housemates will be eliminated, most of them cried, apologized, and explained that making the decision was very difficult. But during the voting time, they were so quick in choosing who to evict, with no hesitations, considerations, whatsoever. It’s very funny.
I am a Filipino. I know that I shouldn’t be badmouthing my own people, but sometimes, I can’t help it. I’m sorry if this is offensive to others, but these are my observations while watching the show.
Wag na natin pag-usapan pa si Kimpoy, ay este si Budoy pala.
Mas gwapo naman ako sa kanya no. Eto oh, at mejo autistic pa ako.
OH DIBA?!
Haha. Walang make-up + Kachupoy hair + autistic fez = OZZUM.
Pagpasensyahan niyo na, minsan lang masabaw. :))
Leche. Naglog-out lang sa chat grabe na kung makareact. Ano ba. Ee ang bagal mo magreply tapos nawala pa yung green icon na nagsasabing OL ka. Siyempre inisip ko na umalis ka na. Tas sakin ka magagalit ngayon? Humingi na ako ng tawad, pero sabi mo nababadtrip ka pa din. Ano pa bang gusto mo? Bakit, ANO BA KITA?
Matutulog na nga ako. HAAAAAY. :>
Wala lang. Baka may mali sa akin. Baka may ugali ako na hindi nila gusto o hindi lang talaga kami pareho ng interes kaya ayaw nilang makihalubilo sa akin. Lagi na lang kasing ako yung napag-iiwanan. Ako yung huling naalala kapag may mga lakad. Minsan naiisip ko na kaya lang nila ako sinasama sa mga lakad kasi kaibigan ako ni ganito o ni ganyan. Baka nga talagang hindi ko kaya makiayon sa ibang tao. Madali kasi akong mabagot. Pwede din siguro na mapili din ako sa mga kinakausap ko. Kapag kasi simula pa lang, hindi ko na gusto ang takbo ng usapan, tinitigil ko na. Hay. Ano ba, bahala na nga lang. Wala naman akong magagawa. Gustuhin ko man magbago, hindi ko pa rin maiiwasang bumalik sa kinaugalian kong pagkatao.
Guy classmates talking: Uy grabe yung *insert porn parody title here*. Astig ee. Grabe yung ano tapos *insert explicit deatils here*.
Me(random sabat lang): Oi!! Alam ko yan! Yan yung inano tapos *insert details of porn scene here*. Diba?
Guy classmates: -stare at me, WIDE EYED-
Me: Oh, bakit?!
Guy classmate 1: NANUNUOD KA NG PORN?!
Me: Uhh, oo. Porn yun diba(referring to the said porn parody)?
Guy classmate 2: Grabeeeeee ka.
Guy classmate 1: Oo nga. Seryoso ba?!
Me: Bakit? Ano meron? Kayo lang ba pwede?
Nakakainis lang. Kala mo kung magulat sila, unang beses lang sila nakakilala ng babaeng nanunuod ng ganun. Ano bang masama? Ee kung sa curious din ako, bawal na ba yun? At kung makareact naman sila, kala mo napakasama ng ginawa ko. Mga pare, hindi lang kayo ang may tinatagong kagaguhan sa buhay. Ang pagkakaiba lang natin, hindi ako nanunuod ng porn para mag*fap fap fap*. Hanga lang ako sa pagiging senswal ng mga taong napapanuod ko. At kung para sa inyo, hindi kanais nais na gawaing pambabae ang panunuod ng porn, wala na akong magagawa dun. Ang akin lang, hindi ako nahihiya na umamin. Akala niyo ba lahat ng babaeng makikilala niyo ay inosente? Pupusta pa ako na karanihan sa mga yan, mas may alam pa kaysa sa inyo ee.
Ang lamig na ng simoy ng hangin. Nakakapanaas-balahibo ang ginaw. Heto na naman ako, nagtitiyaga sa pagyakap ng mga malambot na unan. Wala kasi akong kayakap na tunay. Sawi pa din sa pag-ibig. Haaaay.
